All of you in Tucson,
How would you like to see some 'Hawt' Celebrities on bikes?! I say 'Hawt' because everyone living in Tucson understands that 'hot' is not a laughing or pleasing matter. Also in my case, the distinction between 'hawt' and 'hot' has to do with trendiness, and attractiveness. Okay kids, I have good news for you! you can now purchase my 'Hawt' Celebrities On Bikes' Cards at THREE locations in Tucson!! Never heard of it?! Shame on you! I will enlighten you: I have slaved away on two series of cards, hand drawn, hand photoshopped, hand printed (with the help of a home printer, and/or a sales associate at Office Max and/or Office Depot) hand cut, and hand packaged all for you!! Oh it was nothing, don't fret old chum. I have made 15 all together, 10 of which have flirty messages written inside of them for amusement and swooning purposes. Why are you still reading this?! Go get 'em! Oh, Ha! I haven't told you where they reside.
Transit Cycles is carrying Gael Garcia Bernal, Salma Hayek, Idris Elba, Ryan Gosling, Christina Hendricks, Beyonce, and Tom Waits.
The Gypsy Emporium is carrying Bob Dylan, Lady Gaga, Audrey Hepburn, Marylin Monroe, Tom Waits, Ryan Gosling, Johnny Depp, Beyonce, Emma Watson, Idris Elba, George Clooney, Kirsten Dunst, Salma Hayek, Christina Hendricks, and Gael Garcia Bernal
Fred's Thrift Shop (located in the back room of Copper Country Antiques) is carrying Bob Dylan, Lady Gaga, Audrey Hepburn, Marylin Monroe, Tom Waits, Ryan Gosling, Johnny Depp, Beyonce, Emma Watson, Idris Elba, George Clooney, Kirsten Dunst, Salma Hayek, Christina Hendricks, and Gael Garcia Bernal
Hurry go get 'em before they're all gone!